Looks like Rita Ora forgot to stand in
front of a full-length mirror before
stepping out in this Jaime Lee creation.
If she had, she would have noticed what
our eye caught immediately: her family
jewels.
Yes, they appear to be protected by a
cream bodysuit, and a thin layer of
feathers covers what could be a major
wardrobe malfunction, but at the end of
the day, we make out the entire outline
of the "How We Do" singer's hoo-ha!
But crotch shot aside, this style is a little
too Downton Abbey on a Pride Parade
float for our tastes. The high neck and
dropped waist aren't flattering on this
gorgeous Brit, and the feather
placement against all that lace is just
plain strange. Yes, the vintage white
fabric is absolutely gorgeous, but it isn't
being put to very good use.
Then again, we should probably just be
grateful that there's anything covering
this edgy dresser's down-there at all and
call it a day...
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